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Sunday, October 08, 2006

Old Fidel is on His Deathbed.


Media reports are stating today that Cuban Presidente Fidel Castro is about to meet his maker. Terminal cancer is normally a sad thing. I am sure he is slightly aware right now that he is about to go out into eternity. I am also sure that as he drifts in and out of his drug induced state he is reflective. Reflective of the life he has led. What kind of egomania must he maintain to not be riddled with guilt. One of the 20th Centuries most murderous tyrants , Castro has long been lionized by insane liberals in Europe and the United States.

If I were given the opportunity I know only one thing that this man needs. He of course needs to know the love the Jesus Christ. Knowing me though such an interaction would probably go something like this.

Mean: "Mr. Castro nice to meet you. I just wanted to ask you how you feel right now knowing you are about to see the Lord. Would you like to know ho you can be certain that you are going to Heaven?"

Fidel: "Si"

Mean: "Do you believe that tbe Bible contains the clearly spoken word of God?"

Fidel: "Si"

Mean: "Do you believe that Jesus Christ is the true living God?"

Fidel: "Si"

Mean: "Did you know that Jesus told us exactly what we need to know in order to go to Heaven?"

Fidel: "Si"

Mean: "Would you like to know what that teaching is? I can tell you how to have certainty of eternal salvation right here right now. Would you like to have that peace?"

Fidel: "Si! MUCHAS GRACIAS!"

Mean: "Well you murderous fuck that is just too damned bad because you met the wrong Christian. I hope you spend the rest of eternity getting gang raped by demons in the fires of Hell."

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